Terence Higgs

[Warded to Christopher, Patricia, Melinda, Pansy and Adrian]

I am no longer a married man. Just thought you all ought to know.

[End Ward]

[Warded to Verity]

I would like to have Mickey for the weekend this week. Let me know if that's a problem.

[End Ward]

Been a long week at work. Had to go out of town for a bit, cleaning up after a Unicorn got loose in Wales. Those are some tricky fuckers, let me tell you. Everytime the Magical Creatures unit thought they'd tracked it, it disappeared agian, leaving another trail of enthralled Muggles in its wake. It was finally caught and transported back to the Forbidden Forest. Hopefully it won't happen again.

Seriously though, the number of Muggle photographs I had to confiscate would fill up a Gringott's vault I'm sure. Have never modified so many memories in one week, and am exhausted now. Luckily I have the entire weekend off and have great plans to do absolutely nothing but spend time with the horses.

Now I'm down for 8 solid, because I feel like I haven't slept in a week. For more than one reason

[Warded to self]

Trying to convince myself I didn't take the away assignment just to avoid Verity. But I never was good at lying to myself. Haven't even told Mum yet. Haven't figured out a way to do that. Still don't know what we're going to do anyway. It's just one fucked up mess.

[/Ward]

Note to self (and anyone else with sense): Refrain from talking to idiotic Gryffindors so early in the morning and/or with a hangover to end all hangovers. Trust me, you'll save yourself an even larger headache.

Ow.

[Warded to Melinda]

Just how big of a mess did I make of my life last night? You still willing to bring me that breakfast? I'm not sure I can get out of bed without falling over.

[End Ward]

[Warded to Verity]

I've always been able to apologize when I was wrong, and while I still am angry, a lot of what I said last night was the alcohol. I'm not sorry I said a lot of it, but how I said it, well, there's no excuse.

[End Ward]

Well, I'm taking the weekend off work I think. Going hang gliding tomorrow, clear my head a little.

[WARDED: MEN'S EYES ONLY]

Why the FUCK are all women so FUCKING DIFFICULT? Is it genetic? Do they LIKE driving us insane? Do they gain some sort of PLEASURE from ruining our LIVES? Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. I'm swearing off women. Forever. No more women for me. I'm going celibate. Or gay. Haven't decided yet.

Not even a full bottle of Dragon's Breath is helping. I think I need another.

WOMEN! They're SO FRUSTRATING. All of them. Even mothers. Especially mothers.

I'm going to climb a mountain and jump off on Saturday. I should be sober by then Anyone want to join me? Men only are to apply.

[END WARD]


Higgs is too drunk to do a proper ward, therefore, it failed utterly without his knowledge

Fuck.

That's all.

[PRIVATE]

I am not entirely certain of this Inspector's motivations. I don't recall seeing him around the Ministry. And to have two deaths in the course of a few hours, when the deceased have nothing visible in common, raises a few questions. I think I'll look into this myself. There's more going on here than meets the eye.

[END PRIVATE]

Well, this whole night has been one big cock up, hasn't it?

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